A Tale of Two Stomachs.

THE SCENE
Saturday mentoring w/my 2nd & 3rd grade girls at OE. We’re getting ready to bring them to the park & have them partner up for the walk over. One of the 2nd grade girls runs over and hugs me. And it is at this point that this little tale begins……

2nd Grader: Lisa! I want to be your partner!

[Pulls away a second, touches my stomach]

2nd Grader: You have 2 stomachs!

Me: [speechless for a second or 2...] Why yes I do….

Fellow Mentor to My Rescue: I have 2 stomachs too!

[2nd grader feels her stomach(s) to confirm this]

2nd Grader: But I don’t. I only have one.

Me: You just wait till you get to be our age and you will have 2 stomachs too.

[2nd grader runs over to 3rd mentor to feel her stomach]

2nd Grader: But Rebecca doesn’t have – oh wait. Yes she does.

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Comments

  1. miknnaeus says:

    Hilarious! I’ve got 2 stomachs too..

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