every year for my birthday, my brother gives me a card to commemorate the occasion. year after year, each card is full of witty sarcasm. but i must say, out of all the cards he has ever given me, this year’s was probably the best one yet:
How do you commemorate the XX* years of your older sister?
Just how do you celebrate the life of your older, more elder sibling?
I suppose the usual birthday fanfare would be in order for the, mmm, more advanced in age of the brother-sister duo.
Said older sister may even enjoy a trip down memory lane through the decades…
Say, do you remember, older sister, when being older was an advantage long envied by your younger brother?
And did you know, older sister, that being older is a privilege you shall always & forever enjoy?
Anyway, Happy Birthday, older sister!
I admire you, am so proud of you and –
dare I say it –
even love you…
older sister.
God bless.
Your baby bro
*i purposely x’d this out!